100 Would You Rather Questions: Funny, Hard, for Kids and for Friends

How to play would you rather

• One person reads a question with two options.
• Everyone picks one — no "neither" and no "both".
• Each player gives a reason. The funniest or most convincing reason wins a point.
• Pass the turn to the left and keep going.

Want a party twist? Everyone who picks the less popular answer gets a point, so you have to guess what the group will choose.

Funny would you rather questions

1. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
2. Would you rather talk like a pirate or sing everything you say?
3. Would you rather have a nose that honks or ears that whistle?
4. Would you rather always walk backwards or always hop?
5. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
6. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a cat the size of a dinosaur?
7. Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a clown wig every day?
8. Would you rather laugh like a hyena or snort like a pig every time you laugh?
9. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
10. Would you rather only eat foods that are green or foods that are orange?
11. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
12. Would you rather be chased by a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
13. Would you rather have a permanent song stuck in your head or a permanent itch you can't reach?
14. Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny elephant?
15. Would you rather speak every language or talk to animals?
16. Would you rather live in a house made of candy or a house made of cheese?
17. Would you rather have a talking cat or a dog that can fly?
18. Would you rather always smell like onions or always smell like wet dog?
19. Would you rather trip every time you see your crush or sneeze every time someone says your name?
20. Would you rather have a third eye or a third arm?

Would you rather questions for kids

1. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
2. Would you rather live under the sea or on the moon?
3. Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?
4. Would you rather eat ice cream for every meal or pizza for every meal?
5. Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?
6. Would you rather never have homework again or never have to go to bed early?
7. Would you rather live in a treehouse or a castle?
8. Would you rather be the fastest runner or the best swimmer in the world?
9. Would you rather have a robot that does your chores or a robot that plays with you?
10. Would you rather have snow every day or summer every day?
11. Would you rather be really tall or really small?
12. Would you rather visit the dinosaurs or visit the future?
13. Would you rather be able to talk to dogs or talk to cats?
14. Would you rather have a giant bouncy castle or a giant slide in your garden?
15. Would you rather be a famous YouTuber or a famous athlete?
16. Would you rather explore space or explore the deep ocean?
17. Would you rather always have to skip or always have to tiptoe?
18. Would you rather have a magic paintbrush or a magic pencil?
19. Would you rather be a pirate or a knight?
20. Would you rather have a birthday every month or Christmas twice a year?

Hard would you rather questions

1. Would you rather know when you will die or how you will die?
2. Would you rather lose all your memories or never make a new one?
3. Would you rather be able to read minds or see the future?
4. Would you rather be famous for something bad or unknown for something great?
5. Would you rather have more time or more money?
6. Would you rather always tell the truth or always lie?
7. Would you rather live forever alone or have a normal life with the people you love?
8. Would you rather go back in time to fix a mistake or jump ahead to see how life turns out?
9. Would you rather give up the internet or give up travelling for the rest of your life?
10. Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or a job you hate that pays a lot?
11. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the kindest?
12. Would you rather never feel cold again or never feel hot again?
13. Would you rather live without music or without movies?
14. Would you rather be able to change the past or see the future?
15. Would you rather have no phone for a year or no friends for a month?
16. Would you rather lose your sense of taste or your sense of smell?
17. Would you rather live in a big city or in the countryside forever?
18. Would you rather be really good at one thing or okay at everything?
19. Would you rather start your life over or restart this year?
20. Would you rather always be ten minutes late or always be twenty minutes early?

Would you rather questions for friends

1. Would you rather go on a road trip with your friends or a beach holiday?
2. Would you rather your friends read your messages or see your search history?
3. Would you rather have one best friend or ten good friends?
4. Would you rather plan every detail of a trip or go with no plan at all?
5. Would you rather host the party or be a guest?
6. Would you rather lose your phone at a party or spill a drink on the host?
7. Would you rather sing karaoke in front of everyone or dance alone on stage?
8. Would you rather always choose the movie or always choose the food?
9. Would you rather be the friend who's always late or the one who always forgets birthdays?
10. Would you rather go camping or go to a theme park?
11. Would you rather know every secret about your friends or have them know every secret about you?
12. Would you rather win a dance-off or a rap battle?
13. Would you rather have a group chat that never stops or no group chat at all?
14. Would you rather eat the weirdest food on the menu or let a friend order for you?
15. Would you rather relive your best day with friends or your funniest?
16. Would you rather spend a weekend at a cabin or in a big city with friends?
17. Would you rather be in a band or a sports team with your friends?
18. Would you rather have a surprise party or plan your own?
19. Would you rather go viral for a funny video or never be on camera again?
20. Would you rather take one amazing trip a year or lots of short weekend trips?

Would you rather questions for gamers

1. Would you rather only play one game forever or play a new game every day but never finish one?
2. Would you rather have infinite lives or infinite coins?
3. Would you rather lose your save file or lose your favourite controller?
4. Would you rather play with lag forever or with no sound forever?
5. Would you rather be the final boss or the hero?
6. Would you rather speedrun every game or 100% every game?
7. Would you rather play only puzzle games or only shooters?
8. Would you rather live in a racing game or a farming game?
9. Would you rather have a perfect aim or perfect timing?
10. Would you rather build a bridge that holds a truck or knock down a castle in one shot?
11. Would you rather always win but have no one to play with or always lose with your best friends?
12. Would you rather play on a phone forever or on a computer forever?
13. Would you rather be stuck in a tutorial forever or a loading screen forever?
14. Would you rather unlock every skin or every level?
15. Would you rather play a game with no checkpoints or a game with no map?
16. Would you rather be an NPC in your favourite game or a player in a game you hate?
17. Would you rather never rage-quit again or never lose again?
18. Would you rather have your own game studio or be a pro player?
19. Would you rather play in virtual reality all day or never play VR at all?
20. Would you rather pick a winning marble in a marble race or guess the winner of a coin flip ten times in a row?

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